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| today Adam Waller sent me on of those online questioners that tells you what your taste in women is, so I filled it in and this is what happened…..
Your type is the sporty
Too bad Sporty Spice is off the market - she'd be your perfect match. You like your girls fit, energetic, and ready to head out for a weekend camping trip on a moment's notice. Your Sporty girl probably has more old medals than you do, and a wardrobe full of athletic gear that she actually uses. Her uniform is a vest and running shorts, and you think she looks sexiest in gym gear with her hair pulled back. Since she's not into makeup or blow dryers, she's happy to oblige. You love that she likes to go to sports events and doesn't mind watching a match or two on TV. She's spontaneous and open, friendly but not intentionally flirty. With her on your team, you can't help but feel like a star.
try it go on
http://uk.tickle.com/test/whosyourtypem/select.html
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| man im ill again but this time its not food poisoning from simon pasks cooking this time, but this time i think i have a have a chest infection wich is not good.
what do you do if you are ill?? some may say go to the doctors but no i phoned every doctors in the bn3 area and none of them are taking new patients hummmmm,
so i phoned the health authority and they said that they will send me a for out and alicate me to a doctors within 5 to 10 days just the wait you need when you ill, at this rate i might have pneumonia soon.
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| WHAT IS A PIKEY
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From the English "turnpike", the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement.
Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows:
stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for "childrens' charities", nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your balls if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking.
Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl.
Best avoided.
http://www.virtuapikey.com
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today i went to the dentist and found out that i have to have a load of work done on one of my tooth costing £130 pounds.
when i found out i nearly had a heart attack. and its all because of my old pikey of a dentist doing a crap job on a filling,
tell you what i wasnt happy. the other thing is that im pooing my trousers because i realy hate the dentist.
i think i might just pull it out my self, ant one fancy giving me a hand???
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| Today i adopted a baby african elephant called Emily Kate its so flipping
qute a bit random,
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